“You put the ‘stud’ in Bible study.”
“You float my ark.”
“Is this seat saved? Because I am.”
“I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.”
“I’d part the Red Sea for you.”
“For you I would slay two Goliaths.”
“If we were around with Noah, then we would be a pair!”
“Baby, you’re just like water…except Jesus turned you into fine.”
“You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you.”
“What’s your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?”
“I’m no Joseph—perhaps you can help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you?”
“Are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because I like you a Lot.”
“You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak at the knees.”
“Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.”
“I just want you to know, I’m praying for you…. No, I’m praying for you.”
“Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”
“Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.”
“The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed…and here you are.”
“You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.”
“I’ve got the gift of prophecy and I can see you in my future.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers.”
“Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”
“We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.”
“I didn’t know angels flew this low.”
“Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.”
“So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!”
“The Word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… so how about dinner?”
“Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing!”
“I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by 'greet one another with a holy kiss?'”
"It's obvious you sprouted from the good kind of soil."
“Hey girl, the Bible said to think about what is pure and lovely…so I have been thinking about you all day.”
“I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.”
“Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.”
“Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
“God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?"
“Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.”
“Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.”
“Is your daddy a Pastor? ‘Cause that body is preaching to the choir.”
“If kissing you were sin, I would walk happily through hell.”
“I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When are you gonna ask me to church?”
“I just don’t feel called to celibacy.”
“Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?”
"Can we change the spelling of 'courtship' to put 'U' and 'I' together?"
"Is there a fever spreading in your church? Because you look hot to me."
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