Wearing khadi, working in Iranian films only: 10 ways by which Aamir Khan can become the ultimate hipster

Aamir Khan is amazing. He is the most awesome thing in Bollywood. He is perfection personified. He is THE method actor. Aamir Khan is always the first one to do something hatt ke. He recently turned vegan. Not vegetarian, mind you; vegan. He has given up on meat and milk products. This is by far the most hipster thing Aamir Khan has done, and we really hope it won't stop there. We wonder what other things, of a hipster nature, he might do in the future.1. He will probably start buying clothes only from Khaadi Gramodyog. Given his love for shunning things that are mainstream, it is safe to assume that he will boycott all major design labels and stick to homegrown desi stuff where branding is conspicuous by its absence. 2. Boycott mainstream music in support of indie actsAnd speaking of boycotts, it would be a natural progression from boycotting fashion labels, to boycotting mainstream music. Indie bands are the way to go. Aamir, I love the probable change in your music taste, I really do. 3. He will sport a beard and wear thick-rimmed glassesSince he enjoys playing the role of college students in his movies, he should try and keep the JNU look. It also goes well with Khaadi kurtas. 4. He should protest the rise of Smartphone cultureThe first episode of the new season of 'Satyamev Jayate' will be about a new epidemic that is plaguing modern society: Smartphones. I wonder if he uses a Nokia 3310. 5. Buying a Reva and a bicycleIt makes complete sense for his inner activist spirit. Saving Planet Earth is a cause that would totally fit his bill. And how better to get rid of pollution and conserve fossil fuel than by riding a vehicle that doesn't consume any. 6. He just might take up farming 'organic' stuffTurning into a vegan has responsibilities to it. You can't consume just anything. The right way to go about it is to grow your own 'stuff'. Amirite guys? 7. He will probably start saving the neighbor's pets; form the neighborsAnd that is totally the way to go. We need to get rid of pet slavery. Every animal has the right to be free. And any activist worth his salt will always save animals. Even if they don't need saving. 8. Of course he will drink only green teaDuh! 9. He should definitely act in a French or Iranian movieAamir Khan has the right amount of street cred to go for one of them because that is the ultimate way to make your mark as a serious actor. 10. Wonder if he will move into his basement because supports underground projectsI would do that if I were him. It shows complete dedication.