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‘Peak Bengaluru’ has emerged as a household phrase, not just among the city’s residents but also among those beyond its borders. The headlines today are brimming with so much ‘Peak Bengaluru’ that it’s as if this single term encapsulates everything occurring in the city. Traffic, technology, entrepreneurial zeal, or tenants, ‘Peak Bengaluru’ covers it all.
What exactly is ‘Peak Bengaluru’?
It refers to the events and circumstances that frequently occur in Bengaluru that may not be a common sight in other Indian cities.
But here’s the real head-scratcher: Does ‘Peak Bengaluru’ only refer to positive and cheerful occurrences? The answer is a resounding no. This is what prompts us to delve into the subject further – ‘Peak Bengaluru’ extends beyond painting a rosy picture of the city.
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It all begins when you come across a headline featuring ‘Peak Bengaluru.’ This immediately piques your curiosity, prompting you to wonder, “What’s happening this time?” Then you start reading the story with an expectant smile, thinking you’re in for a delightful surprise. But as you delve deeper into the narrative, that smile slowly fades. What you thought was a happy tale turns out to be a sad and bewildering slice of life. It’s a story that’s been branded with the ‘Peak Bengaluru’ label, a term that often paints a quirky and unique picture of the city but doesn’t always do justice to the reality.
To put it simply, it’s like labelling something extraordinary when in reality, it’s not all that great.
Don’t believe us? Here are some ‘Peak Bengaluru’ moments that will make you rethink whether this city’s hype is warranted or if it’s just embellishing situations that shouldn’t be normalised, simply because they unfold in Bengaluru.
Bengaluru Woman Gets Stranger’s Request to Share Flat For ‘Life’
Desperation knows no bounds among Bengalureans searching for a roof over their heads. Take, for instance, the case of a woman who received a message from a complete stranger. He suggested they team up to find a place together. Innocent enough, right? Wrong! When she politely declined, this stranger went from zero to creepy in a nanosecond, proposing that they share a place for life, “upon mutual vibe/respect.” If that’s not crossing a line, then we’re not sure what is.
Perks of house-hunting in Bangalore, you get creeps free but not the house. Desperate house-hunters in Bangalore believing in “make them an offer they can’t refuse” too seriously. @BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore @peakbengaluru pic.twitter.com/AN9b9hbeSv— Akanksha Mishra (@akanksha98353) September 14, 2023
SRK Fan Works on Laptop While Watching ‘Jawan’ in Theatre
We’ve all seen people leaping out of their seats to dance and revel in the movie theater. But in Bengaluru, one moviegoer decided to bring the office to the cinema, laptop and all. Working at the movies? It’s a stark reminder of how the city’s techies never seem to catch a break, even during leisure hours and that isn’t something to be celebrated.
When #Jawan first day is important but life is #peakbengaluru.Observed at a #Bangalore INOX. No emails or Teams sessions were harmed in taking this pic.@peakbengaluru pic.twitter.com/z4BOxWSB5W
— Neelangana Noopur (@neelangana) September 8, 2023
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Bengaluru Tenant Rejected for Not Scoring 90 Percent in Class 12th
Does it make any sense for someone’s capability as a tenant to be determined by their academic ranking? In a city where tenant interviews are often more challenging than interviews at Google, this shocking incident was considered normal, which it shouldn’t be. Screenshots shared online revealed that the tenant was asked for not only his LinkedIn or Twitter profile but also his company joining certificate, and 10th and 12th mark sheets. To top it off, the owner requested a 150-300 word write-up about the tenant himself. However, he was rejected because he scored 75% in class 12th instead of ‘coveted’ 90%.
“Marks don’t decide your future, but it definitely decides whether you get a flat in banglore or not” pic.twitter.com/L0a9Sjms6d— Shubh (@kadaipaneeeer) April 27, 2023
Bengaluru Flat Listed for Rs 25 Lakh Deposit on No Broker App
Think renting a flat is a financial endeavour? In Bengaluru, you might have to consider parting with a kidney. A 4-BHK flat in the HSR layout area came with a jaw-dropping monthly rent of Rs 2,50,000. But that’s not all; the security deposit demanded was a whopping Rs 25 lakh. You could even apply for a loan right there on the app to meet that deposit demand. Isn’t it enough to make anyone question the housing market’s sanity?
They should add an option:Apply for Kidney Donation.#Bangalore #HouseRent#Bengaluru #HSRLayout@peakbengaluru pic.twitter.com/KPyeKmkfyF— Tejaswi Shrivastava (@trulytazz) July 27, 2023
Man Attends Meeting on Bike While Stuck in Traffic
In a city where Bengalureans already made headlines for working while sitting pillion on a Rapido bike, here’s another gem: the rider himself attending a meeting amidst the traffic jam. Now, we’re not traffic advisors, but we can safely say this isn’t recommended for any motorist on the road. Yet, this event somehow found its way into the ‘Peak Bengaluru’ category, as if it were an everyday occurrence.
Teams Call Zaruri hai Peak Bengaluru Moment @peakbengaluru pic.twitter.com/GF1cIqL1Sg
— Vaibhav (@vaishah01) June 9, 2023
So, there you have it – a taste of why ‘Peak Bengaluru’ is more than just a shiny, happy facade. It’s a city of contradictions, where the unusual is often touted as innovative, and sometimes, it’s a place where you question whether ‘normal’ should be redefined altogether.
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