Work on your look. Get some gel and spike your hair as often as possible. Rigid spikes are so Bart Simpson! Keep the clothes simple-just T-shirts and shorts.
Get a skateboard and practice, practice, practice! Practice when you get home from school, on the weekends, and every spare minute you get. Try getting help from a person who's really good at it, and be patient. When you're good, teach yourself tricks like jumps and stuff. Skate to school.
Be mischievous, cheeky, and witty. Have smart comebacks to everything, an "innocent" look and voice, and ways of entertaining the class, such as mouthing everything a teacher says in a lecture.
Always call your Dad by his first name. If your Dad is the type of guy that doesn't know a joke, don't do it.
Be the ultimate prankster. Bart is also well known for his genius pranks that work, great. If you are a noob in the pranking world, start small then work to get up.
Don't worry about anything! Just stay calm and cool.
Have no respect for authority. Always ignore what adults tell you to do, and test them. Whenever someone tells you to do something, ask "why?" and keep up that attitude until you've won.
Have your own catchphrase. You could use Bart's but then you look a bit like a wannabe.
Watch the Simpsons for more ideas. Plus, try to know a lot about the actual Bart Simpson.
Keep a slingshot in your back pocket.
Have a younger sister or a brother who you love annoying. If you don't, that's OK.
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